Meet The Cats

🖤 Harry (The Boss)

Harry is the unspoken manager of every room he enters. He doesn’t ask for authority — he just has it. With a death stare that could freeze time and the confidence of a cat who’s never been told no, Harry is the embodiment of main character energy.

He’s your classic black cat: mysterious, misunderstood, and secretly soft when no one’s watching. But make no mistake — if something’s gone missing, been broken, or mysteriously launched off a shelf, Harry knows exactly what happened. He just refuses to discuss it.

🧡 Alfie (The Golden Boy)

Alfie is sunshine in fur form. He’s goofy, friendly, and the kind of cat who falls off the windowsill mid-stretch and pretends it was all part of the plan. Forever hungry and never embarrassed, Alfie’s a golden ginger blur of purrs and pounces.

He’s the one who greets guests, chirps at birds, and thinks cardboard boxes are luxury real estate. Alfie is joy in motion — unless there’s food. Then he’s a strategic mastermind.

🍬 Luna (The Sweet One)

Luna is calm, quiet, and always watching. She’s the soft soul of the group — affectionate on her terms, loyal when it counts, and always finding the warmest corner of any room. Her eyes hold galaxies. Her purrs could solve arguments.

She’s not here for drama, but she is here for every nap, gentle headbutt, and moment of calm in a chaotic household. Think of Luna as the emotional support cat who charges in moonlight.

🤍 Tilly (The Dainty Dictator)

Tilly is cute, yes — but she’s also demanding. She doesn’t meow, she summons. Her vibe is “I love you, but please improve yourself.” She’s that perfect mix of elegance and judgement, always perched like a porcelain statue… until she isn’t.

She’s the type to sit on your laptop during an important meeting and look offended when you move her. Tilly’s not just part of your life — she’s the one running the schedule.

🐥 Mabel (The Face of the Brand)

Mabel isn’t just a cat — she’s a statement. With her iconic calico coat and zero tolerance for nonsense, she’s the attitude and artistry behind Nine Lives. She’s a drama queen in designer fur. Equal parts affection and anarchy.

She can be found knocking things over, demanding treats with one paw raised like royalty, or snoozing in sunbeams with the confidence of someone who knows she looks good in every light. Mabel represents the full cat experience — unpredictable, unforgettable, and a little bit feral.

If this brand had a soul, it’d be her side-eye.

❄️ Jasper (The Softie)

Jasper is the heart-on-his-sleeve cat. With his pale coat and ice-blue eyes, he looks like a prince — but underneath it all, he’s a certified mama’s boy. He chirps for attention, purrs like thunder, and insists on being involved in absolutely everything.

He’s the cat who follows you to the bathroom, gently paws your arm for attention, and sulks when you leave the room. Jasper is proof that softness is a superpower. And also, he might secretly be part dog.

☕ Misty (The Grump)

Misty has one facial expression: disappointed. She’s the queen of side-eyes, slow blinks, and dramatic sighs. Don’t take it personally — that’s just her face. Underneath the sass and unbothered attitude is a cat who might accept one (1) head rub. Maybe.

She prefers windowsills over laps, silence over chaos, and treats… always treats. Misty’s that cat you work hard to win over, and once you do, it’s like being chosen by royalty.

🍦 Snowball (The Fluff)

Snowball is 90% floof, 10% attitude. His presence is majestic, his grooming standards are elite, and he sheds enough to knit a second Snowball weekly. He drapes himself across furniture like he’s posing for a magazine and acts surprised when he’s not the centre of attention.

Despite his fancy looks, he’s wildly undignified when playing with a bit of string. Snowball reminds us that you can be soft, dramatic, and extra — all at once.

🍫 Poppy (The Sweet Talker)

Poppy is that friend who shows up with snacks and compliments. She’s warm, chatty, and alarmingly persuasive when it comes to mealtime. Always purring, always happy, and always slightly suspicious when things go too quiet.

She’s the cat who wins over dog people. The one who can charm a treat out of anyone. With her expressive eyes and head tilts, Poppy’s the kind of cat who makes you believe in love at first sight.